That Ad is, like, approaching a critical mass for double entendres. It's probably a new form of matter called : Dubentendrium .... an isotope of this :-)
And apparently you can also feed it to babies as well.
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
"Avoid that future shadow ..." but not the one on the chest x/ray evidently ?
"20,679 physicians say that Luckies are less irritating to your throat". Compared to aqua regia ? Fresh air ? A random fart in a spacesuit ? And what about the other physicians who disagreed - were they asked and how many of them were there ? Sadly it was recommended by doctors back then ....
So of course the guy on the left is the one turning blue from emphysema then ?
LUCKY STRIKE : "you're toasted !!"
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
More Doctors are Dummerer than Camels .... Camels are 40+ mg and unfiltered. The only guy I ever saw with emphysema under the age of 50 years old ( neither congenital nor related to industrial causes ) was a 28 y.o. who smoked 2 packs of Camels per day. He didn't make 35, but I can't remember precisely which tobacco toxicity effect got him first though. Imagine sending all your friends a bottle of 'fresh arsenic' for Xmas. For myself ( with my permanent indwelling cynicism module ) I look to our current day to see what other topics have more or less the same logical structure ..... and constructed for the same old reasons of power, preferment, pride and profit ..... :-)
As for e-cigs, well, why only just change the drug dealer ? Ditto for patches, chewing gum etc ..... better to think & act long term.
Cheers, Mike.
( edit ) Enough polemic. Spent Xmas day in the brother in law's pool largely ( those living in northern climes might find this a curious description of Xmas day ). With five dogs all going for the same tennis ball. I was on the inflatable flotation device temporarily functioning as a dog carrier. The poodle was oh so precious about getting wet. No issue with alcohol as I was irresponsible before I went in ie. ethanol did not alter the risk. Had a taste of some Butterscotch Schnapps. Now there's a drink which ought be licensed rather more than it is ....
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
( edit ) Enough polemic. Spent Xmas day in the brother in law's pool largely ( those living in northern climes might find this a curious description of Xmas day ).
I spent New Year's Eve two or three years ago in an outdoor pool (clothing optional). But it was in New Orleans. Unusually cold for NOLA, though, only a handful of degrees F warmer that night than it was during the day here today, mid 30s. (I hope that wasn't the reason I had a minor kidney stone the next morning.)
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No issue with alcohol as I was irresponsible before I went in ie. ethanol did not alter the risk. Had a taste of some Butterscotch Schnapps. Now there's a drink which ought be licensed rather more than it is ....
That sounds really good.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
RE: I didn't ring him, but
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Flip at the dance, Flip when you double entendre?
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
RE: RE: I didn't ring
)
That Ad is, like, approaching a critical mass for double entendres. It's probably a new form of matter called : Dubentendrium .... an isotope of this :-)
And apparently you can also feed it to babies as well.
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
This one is horrible
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This one is horrible :
"Avoid that future shadow ..." but not the one on the chest x/ray evidently ?
"20,679 physicians say that Luckies are less irritating to your throat". Compared to aqua regia ? Fresh air ? A random fart in a spacesuit ? And what about the other physicians who disagreed - were they asked and how many of them were there ? Sadly it was recommended by doctors back then ....
So of course the guy on the left is the one turning blue from emphysema then ?
LUCKY STRIKE : "you're toasted !!"
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
It seems that doctors have
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It seems that doctors have something to answer for ...
And dentists ....
And opticians ...
And Presidents ...
But what would you expect from the Un-united, what a state it is in, America???
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: This one is horrible
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It is horrible. Right up there with E-cigs. E-cigs equate with E-cancer. Assuming that they don't detonate in your face.
Anyone smoking a E-cig
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Anyone smoking a E-cig automatically gets a drug screen...
Nah! dip 'em in calpol, they
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Nah! dip 'em in calpol, they are the grown ups equivalent of dummies anyway.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
I am soooo glad I never
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I am soooo glad I never started smoking.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
More Doctors are Dummerer
)
More Doctors are Dummerer than Camels .... Camels are 40+ mg and unfiltered. The only guy I ever saw with emphysema under the age of 50 years old ( neither congenital nor related to industrial causes ) was a 28 y.o. who smoked 2 packs of Camels per day. He didn't make 35, but I can't remember precisely which tobacco toxicity effect got him first though. Imagine sending all your friends a bottle of 'fresh arsenic' for Xmas. For myself ( with my permanent indwelling cynicism module ) I look to our current day to see what other topics have more or less the same logical structure ..... and constructed for the same old reasons of power, preferment, pride and profit ..... :-)
As for e-cigs, well, why only just change the drug dealer ? Ditto for patches, chewing gum etc ..... better to think & act long term.
Cheers, Mike.
( edit ) Enough polemic. Spent Xmas day in the brother in law's pool largely ( those living in northern climes might find this a curious description of Xmas day ). With five dogs all going for the same tennis ball. I was on the inflatable flotation device temporarily functioning as a dog carrier. The poodle was oh so precious about getting wet. No issue with alcohol as I was irresponsible before I went in ie. ethanol did not alter the risk. Had a taste of some Butterscotch Schnapps. Now there's a drink which ought be licensed rather more than it is ....
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
RE: ( edit ) Enough
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I spent New Year's Eve two or three years ago in an outdoor pool (clothing optional). But it was in New Orleans. Unusually cold for NOLA, though, only a handful of degrees F warmer that night than it was during the day here today, mid 30s. (I hope that wasn't the reason I had a minor kidney stone the next morning.)
That sounds really good.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.