Profile: Head Ninja

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We have trained tirelessly to master the art of the Lorenze Force. When confined, we shall appear to be in two places at once. From Faraday to Schroedinger, Newton to Maxwell, our Ninja Physics skills have been passed from generation to generation. Understood are the Laws of Superposition. String Theory is discussed over dinner at the Table of Integrals and at the Table of Contents during breakfast. Once you have been infected by our "Poisson" darts the process is macroscopically irreversable! The only cure is locked within our Gaussian Pillbox. Our meditation chant can be heard throughout Space-time..."OHM"...

Watch your step functions, our shuriken of discontinuity are sure to perturb your eigenvalues. If our school is threatened we shall integrate you over all space! For we are a system of N-particles interacting(solve that Louville!).
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