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| Your personal background. |
I'm a pseudo intellectual from South Boston, now living in California. My sole purpose in life is to discover the unified theory of everything, or anything. One problem, I have the brain power of an ape. Not my fault, I was born that way.
I tried being smart, but I'm a dual core AMD person with a Celeron processor for a mind. I don't know why Intel sells the Celeron processor because once anyone trys a computer with a Celeron processor they never trust Intel ever again. I believe that's what gave AMD the market share to begin with. They should just take one of their good processors, name it the Celeron, then when someone tries a low end computer with the Intel low end chip they will think "Boy this is great, as soon as I get some good money I'll go top of the line Intel because if their low end is so great just think what their top end is like." not, "This computer is slower then the old 286, I'll never go with Intel again".
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| Your opinions about Einstein@Home |
I ain't no physicist but I know what matters. What matters is being able to tell your friends and family that your working on a major project concerning the gravitational waves that govern the universe.
A lot better chick magnet then "I'm a cab driver".
So while my computer works on solving some kind of geek problem I get to be somebody. Cool. Only on planet Earth!!!
Really, all joking aside, I'm working on the Einstein@Home project because if I can find those sneaky gravitational wave, I'm sure I can develop a gravitational wave surf board. Then I could travel anywhere for free. I could travel at the speed of light, cops can't go that fast, so I wouldn't have to worry about speeding tickets.
I was also working on the "searching for extraterrestrial life" project, but I started to wonder if these extraterrestrials would be anything like us. Because if they are(like us), there could be some extraterrestrial laws the I could be breaking. Transmitting with out an extraterrestrial transmitting permit or something like that. And as we all know, ignorance of the law is no excuse. So I stopped working on that project. Don't want to end up in some extraterrestrial jail.
The great thing about science is that everything I've talked about so far could end up being true.
For you big brained scientists out their, imagine the universe and it's grandeur, now think about the earth with millions of yellow taxi cabs. If you knew nothing about the earth, would you have ever predicted the existence of yellow taxi cabs?
Now hold that thought, now let it go. What happened to that thought. The fifth dimension. |
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