Top tips. (follow the advice at your own risk)

marvinvwinkle
marvinvwinkle
Joined: 24 Feb 05
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Give someone else at work

Give someone else at work your monkeys to deal with.

TFFE

Barrie
Barrie
Joined: 23 Mar 05
Posts: 219
Credit: 21449106
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Only buy one copy of Viz.

Only buy one copy of Viz. The jokes are basically the same in every issue.

Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH

vonHalenbach
vonHalenbach
Joined: 6 Nov 05
Posts: 32
Credit: 12590
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Children, please don't try

Children, please don't try this at home !

Barrie
Barrie
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RE: Children, please don't

Message 36496 in response to message 36495

Quote:
Children, please don't try this at home !

Right! Go behind the bike-sheds and try it.

Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH

Es99
Es99
Joined: 9 Sep 05
Posts: 763
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RE: Only buy one copy of

Message 36497 in response to message 36494

Quote:
Only buy one copy of Viz. The jokes are basically the same in every issue.


Damn..you're on to me.

Physics is for gurls!

ersatzjim
ersatzjim
Joined: 9 Dec 05
Posts: 117
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Once a month you should

Once a month you should conduct a hand inspection of your sink's garbage disposal just to be sure the grinding blades are still sharp.

Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451

marvinvwinkle
marvinvwinkle
Joined: 24 Feb 05
Posts: 1444
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Don't smoke! If you want to

Don't smoke! If you want to grow up to be big and strong.(cough)

TFFE

Twosheds
Twosheds
Joined: 18 Jan 05
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Don't throw an angry cat

Message 36500 in response to message 36499

Don't throw an angry cat straight up.

marvinvwinkle
marvinvwinkle
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Be sure and dry a wet cat in

Be sure and dry a wet cat in the microwave.

TFFE

Barrie
Barrie
Joined: 23 Mar 05
Posts: 219
Credit: 21449106
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For cheap travel, put a 'kick

For cheap travel, put a 'kick me hard' sign on your back and stand in a busy place facing the way you want to go.

Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH

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