Do not mistake a bowling ball for a football (soccer for our USA friends :).
Although they are approximately the same size and shape, kicking a bowling ball will likely result in a fractured toe. To aid you in correctly identifying a football, it is the one without the three finger holes.
For fun on a boring weekend afternoon, play along at home with the Fear Factor or Mythbusters shows. Be sure to catch it all on tape. Try to see how accurately you can recreate the challenges and experiments, then sell the footage to local and national news stations and shows like "The World's Most Amazing Videos". Exercise due caution so as not to "Darwin" yourself.
This Saturday I plan to try catching a bullet in my teeth just like I saw on Mythbusters. They couldn't manage it, but I think they didn't tried hard enough. Wish me luck!
Jim
Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451
If you've never sang your country's national anthem before a major sporting event...Then this in the year to volunteer...And don't bother to practice...You know you know all the words perfectly.
RE: For cheap travel, put a
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The elbonian airline does exactly that !
A classic from Quentin
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A classic from Quentin Crisp:
Don't bother dusting - after the first four years it doesn't get any worse.
Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH
Do not mistake a bowling ball
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Do not mistake a bowling ball for a football (soccer for our USA friends :).
Although they are approximately the same size and shape, kicking a bowling ball will likely result in a fractured toe. To aid you in correctly identifying a football, it is the one without the three finger holes.
If you make a mistake which
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If you make a mistake which causes you serious injury...Try doing the same thing the same way again...Just to be sure it was a mistake.
For fun on a boring weekend
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For fun on a boring weekend afternoon, play along at home with the Fear Factor or Mythbusters shows. Be sure to catch it all on tape. Try to see how accurately you can recreate the challenges and experiments, then sell the footage to local and national news stations and shows like "The World's Most Amazing Videos". Exercise due caution so as not to "Darwin" yourself.
This Saturday I plan to try catching a bullet in my teeth just like I saw on Mythbusters. They couldn't manage it, but I think they didn't tried hard enough. Wish me luck!
Jim
Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451
Nothing else to do. Try out
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Nothing else to do. Try out for the show, "So You think You Can Dance!"
If you've never sang your
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If you've never sang your country's national anthem before a major sporting event...Then this in the year to volunteer...And don't bother to practice...You know you know all the words perfectly.
Wash behind your ears, not
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Wash behind your ears, not behind your eyes.
Remember to look up AND down
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Remember to look up AND down before crossing the road
Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH
Always look at your toes when
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Always look at your toes when walking, so that you will never miss a crack in the road.